“A Kid Who Likes to Play Nintendo” Song Lyrics (But who even in the world said that Nintendo is for babies?)

(Intro)
What happened here?
Who even said Nintendo is for babies? That’s weird!
Plus I have autism!
Well, everybody can play Nintendo.

(Verse 1)
Although I’m just a kid who likes to play Nintendo games non-stop
I was kinda confused to hear that someone even said Nintendo is for babies
But wait a minute! No way! Who even let a baby play Nintendo?
Nintendo is not for babies, that’s weird
Nintendo also has made games for adults who are 18 and over
Nintendo is for all ages, that’s right!

(Chorus)
We all know that Nintendo is for everybody
Even our parents, siblings, and relatives play it too
And don’t forget Blippi and his crew
We even know that everybody can play Nintendo
Playing Nintendo was a lot of fun

(Verse 2)
When I have just found out on the World Wide Web
I even found videos of people saying the exact same thing
And especially when I found those on social media
But wait a minute! You can’t let a baby play Nintendo!
It’s because they don’t know how to play!
And here’s another thing…
Whenever I have kids, I can let a 5-year-old play Nintendo too

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
When I went to Super Nintendo World and got my wristband on
After I linked it to the Universal Studios app, I did not name myself Blippi in the application
(I was on a wanted poster!)
And another thing, however the Mario Kart ride is causing some controversy!
It’s because it has a waist size limit!
That’s why Universal Studios banned over 10,000 obese people from Mario Kart!

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)
When I was about to play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
And I found out that it’s for up to 8 players, but–
Hold on a second, I don’t have enough controllers to play with 8 people
Plus, there were only 6.
Oh, I have an idea! I’ll go to GameStop to buy 4 more.

(Bridge)
I even made more Mii characters on my Nintendo Switch
And I would even notice that up to 100 Mii characters can be stored
I finally unlocked all the fighters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
I got all 50cc and 100cc cups in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (with the DLC)
I would be advanced from 100cc to 99999cc in the game
And I can get more trophies too
I finally got 1st place in all races

(Final Chorus)
Our Power-Up Bands doubled as an amiibo for our Nintendo Switch
Yeah, everybody can play Nintendo games
The thing is that babies don’t know how to play Nintendo
We can rate each Nintendo game out of a 5 star rating
Playing Nintendo is our favorite thing
Playing Nintendo is our favorite thing in the world

(Outro)
Please don’t let your baby play Nintendo. They don’t even know how to play!
A message from Blippi Toys. Visit us on this website at: https://www.blippi.com.

by Antique-Doughnut-378