What’s the most poorly aged Nintendo rumor you can find?

I was searching through some old posts on the subreddit when I came across this article from Eurogamer published December 2016:

Sources: Nintendo Switch will have GameCube Virtual Console support

Obviously, that didn't come even close to true considering that the Switch doesn't even have Virtual Console.

That made me wonder, what other poorly aged rumors and speculation can you find? Please cite the rumor, don't just mention something you remember existing.