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Best Pokemon Go Stories



These are the best, and craziest stories about people playing Pokemon Go. People have been walking off cliffs, and driving into things!

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The Pokemon go song: started getting tonnes of hits when people started playing the game. Spotify users have been playing the song a lot, as the music streaming service revealed the theme song’s plays jumped 382 percent during the game’s first weekend of release. I guess everyone has been rocking out to it as they walk through the park. O wait they have been.

13. Gotta Catch them All:

That’s what these two Marine Corps vets did why they were out playing. This guy was at a playground bothering children when the two men noticed, and helped police arrest him. It turns out the guy was wanted for attempted murder! Go Marines and Pokemon!

Thank hovering wolf!

We thought the weird portraits video came out smashingly!

12. Parody Songs

Nick Diener and friends combined their love for the new game, Pokémon Go, and the Flint, MI band King 810 for a pretty great parody. He created the fake band Squirtle 810 “ Gotta Kill em all…oops I mean catch em all!”

Yeah what is zen Squirtle everyone keeps talking about? I had a girlfriend that did that once.

11.These Idiots
These clever guys were hanging out at poke Gyms waiting to rob unsuspecting players. They got popped for 11 related robberies in Missouri. I wish we could lock these guys in little balls and have the Professor turn them into candy.

10.Two guys fell off a cliff

Two Men fell off this cliff in a north San Diego County. One of them even fell fifty feet to the beach. They were taken to a local trauma centre. It is not clear if they caught anything good by falling the cliff. Seriously though the game tells you to pay attention to your surroundings when you are playing.

9. 8 Year old wrecks my friend’s car

I’m so pissed right now. My son, who’s eight years took my extra set of car keys to chase Pokemon Go shit. He hit a brick wall. Thank goodness the wall is ok…. goodbye Audi.
To be fair the Eight-year-old was great. He is grounded from his cell phone for quite a while, though. By the time he gets out of Pokemon jail, everyone will be Poker Masters.

That brings up this videos hashtag game #pokemonfail
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The craziest or dumbest thing you have done while playing Pokemon go

8.Auschwitz Bans Pokemon Go

The memorial tweeted to the company Niantic to stop the game at the Museum. @NianticLabs
@johnhanke Do not allow playing #PokemonGO on the site of our Memorial and similar places. It’s disrespectful on many levels.
— Auschwitz Memorial (@AuschwitzMuseum) July 12, 2016
And it kind of is disrespectful when you see posts like this one.

It was tagged “got to remember them all.” This is almost as disrespectful as catching Pokemon at your grandma’s funeral.

7. Well, of course, someone has already

It is a game that is played in Augmented reality, so of course, it is going to pop up in weird places. Still not as disrespectful as the funeral selfie.

6.Peace out Grandma!

A town down!

5.Cheating Boyfriend

This idiot caught a Pokemon at his x girlfriend’s house, while he was giving her the snoo snoo. I guess he didn’t know that GPS records where you caught every Pokemon. So all a smart girlfriend has to do, is figure out where you have been catching Pokemon to track your whereabouts. He should have told her he was at a Zails. And how does she know where that bitch lives, she was probably hitting it as well.

4.People keep finding dead bodies on their Pokemon adventures.
Like here, Nashua, New Hampshire

A man was apparently taken to this pond to catch a Pokemon, except he found a dead body instead!

3.Or this Girl
9 year old Shayla Wiggins, found a dead body floating in the wind river while she was playing Pokemon go. She is wearing a bass pro shop shirt, so maybe she fished it out.
Just kidding, she used her cell phone and called the police.

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