Finally beat Giovanni and the stats looking very Phallic as the game continues to F*** me
by AquilaTheHunn
Pokemon Go
Finally beat Giovanni and the stats looking very Phallic as the game continues to F*** me
by AquilaTheHunn
45 Comments
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I was excited to get a weather boosted one but stats look very similar to yours
When I get those IVs, I know it’s the game giving me the middle finger
The spoiler tho ðŸ˜
Better than mine.
What do you mean? ITS MEWTWO
Purify
You: Wat IV?
Blanche: =—
Same
That’s actually not terrible IVs for Ultra league if you want it for PVP. Hits exactly 2500 CP so you’re not way off on the cap.
Wish it was guaranteed 10/10/10. I ended up with a 7/11/11 or some shit. Gonna use it for some great league spice action.
All that defense is because Mewtwo’s power went to his tail
Exactly the same stats as me, I decided it was the IV’s giving me a middle finger!
I’m just glad you censored her face
Austin 3:16 Approved IV Line
At least yours has at least one star ðŸ˜
I love the universal meme of censoring blanche
Pogo is the only thing with standards low enough to fuck me
Lol I got the dick stats too, I always thought they looked like that as well
Does he still have Latios? I gave up trying to beat him forever ago.
Y’all getting angry about this.
Shadow Mewtwo even with zero stars is still better than any other attacker in the game. You got a perfect Alakazam?, a perfect Gardevoir?. Delete them. Shadow Mewtwo is better…with zero star IV. Power it up and use your Elite TM’s to give it a perfect moveset. Use all your rare candy and stardust to power it up and give it a third move.
You’re all idiots if you don’t. It’s better than anything else you will ever have.
It’s literally the best Pokémon and the best attacker in the game…shit IV or not….it’s STILL BETTER than anything else you have
Frickin’ noobs, man
I did two shadow mewtwo runs and got bad ivs too, a little upset but it’s always been said 3rds the charm
I purified my Latios and it became even shittier. I feel your pain
i also just got a 13% shadow mewtwo, rlly fkn annoying
P E N I S
Lmao that’s actually a pretty awesome IV from a comedic standpoint
Better than mine it’s a zero star
I saved up a Giovanni research and caught 2 shadow Mewtwo. First one has 60% IVs, the second 47% :)))))))))))))))))))))))
I swear these are the stats of 70% of my catches.
Gave that one finger salute to me too
That’s what me and my cousin call the fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk you.
so true. mines 1* , ~2.1 attack, ~1.8 defense, and ~1.5 hp. (im going based off the two bars/three seconds) .. none are red , its so disappointing lol
Should’ve censored the outfit as well.
Its not terrible. Shadows dont need high attack because of their +20% bonus but they do need high defence to make up for the extra 20% damage taken. If HP was higher that would be really solid but its still a very very good pokemon imo. Im fairly casual at this game so if I’ve got something wrong please let me know
That’s what I call dick for stats
But it looks like a rocket ship and that’s kinda cool in it’s own not so helpful sorta way.
cool I’m not the only one.
I’ve heard that even 1 star mewtwo is pretty strong in competitive
Purify him to increase the size of his Ball… i mean Stats.
I got a 0 star
How the heck do you find Giovanni? The rocket radars are only giving me the other leaders
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Wasn’t it in the past that the minimum was 11-11-11? Dafuq is this?!
How is this NSFW
Me and my bf call this stat the middle finger 🙂 lol
lol you think you got F***ed. Mine was a 0 star 6/6/9.