After learning the word “callipygian” from Moira Rose on Schitt’s Creek, I haven’t stopped thinking that it sounds like a Pokémon name already. Everything else just fell into place once I landed on the big themes:
1. Flightless Birds
2. Lower Body Attributes
3. California Vibes
Thiccen is my favorite, but I’d probably use a Poultridude.
by theangrygray
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This got me giggling.
Why does this only have 24 upvotes??
I’m not hearing anyone out
This makes me think of a certain Reaper-Phoenix pairing.
Does it grip?
“Yet another realistic body standard.” /s
Lmaoooo I love these
That’s a really interesting evolution method
I have discovered something about myself.
How do.you evolve it
Poultritude is my new favorite name.
Bonus points that most people probably don’t even know where it comes from 😂
I know the Pokémon names are supposed to be hilarious, but these designs are very cute! 🥹
Poultridude, you look *HUGE.*
My new favourite fakemon
The Poultry Thiccen
I love them. Verry gender.
“I HavE tO NOt HeAr s0mEOn3 Out”
These are glorious!
Would i go to jail if i said gyatt 🤨
One of their abilities (for Thiccen and Callipigeon at least) would DEFINITELY be Thick Fat.
I can just hear Calipigeon singing “California Girls” and dancing
Cousin to Miitopia’s Twerkey.
i think they put the new forgis on the Jeep