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Project CROSSIL: Crantrum



Project CROSSIL: Crantrum

by Certain-Unit8147

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  1. Certain-Unit8147

    **INFORMATIONAL BROADCAST IN PROGRESSATTENTION: Have you seen this Pokemon?** 

    Can you hear their cry? Can you feel their pain? Do you even know what you’ve created?

    *Cara…?*

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    **Crantrum**
    (Cradily + Tyrantrum + ???)
    **Grass/Dragon**

    **EXTREMELY HOSTILE(?)**

    This CROSSIL appears to exhibit very hostile behavior towards humans exclusively. **It only seems active during the night, as it spends the daytime facing the sun with its tendrils spread out**. So much of its behavior is not yet understood. 

    However, surviving victims of Crantrum attacks say that their presence can be heard ahead of time. They vocalize, not with a roar. 

    **But a whisper**. 

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    “I’m finally getting paid again. **But at what cost?**

    The moment that THING left the cloning tubes, I immediately wish it hadn’t. Those hollow eyes most certainly do NOT belong to a Cradily, and I can assure you, none of my equipment had been sabotaged by our enemies as far as I can tell. So I…I don’t know what happened. 

    **This weirdness started happening ever since I T-boned that Aurorustar with my car.** And it’s barely let up since! With the new money I’ve earned, I spent a good chunk of it on bottles of cheap hooch. It’s not even good alcohol! Certainly not as good as the champagne! But champagne couldn’t hope to dull my senses the way I need it to now. Champagne can’t make this stop.

    Because during the day, my instincts are kicking in, and begging me to stop making CROSSILS, and they won’t shut up about it either! 

    And at night, like right now? I’m just…in my skivvies, shuddering in my blankets and hugging my pillow like it’ll keep me safe, dreading the day and dreading the night in equal measures. 

    ——————————————–

    **I can’t sleep.**

    *I…I can hear them.* Their bellowing sobs and labored breathing echoing out…a-and….”

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    “*Cara, honey…it’s gonna be okay…*

    *Mama loves you.*”

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    “**NO!!! YOU!!!** ***DON’T!!!***”

    “*Mama loves you…Mama loves you, sweetie…*”

    “**SHE’D NEVER SAY THAT!!! YOU’RE NOT REAL!! GO AWAY!!! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN AND LEAVE ME ALONE,** ***YOU MONSTER!!!***”

    “*Ca…ra…who loves you…?*”

    “**THAT’S IT!!! NO MORE!!!** Sergei, come in, please! There’s…there’s a Crantrum nearby my home, and I feel very threatened! Send in one of your guys! I’ll pay you whatever, just…PLEASE…I BEG of you, please get rid of it!”

    “Very well. Anything else you’d like, you careless idiot? Maybe a glass of warm milk? Maybe a bedtime story?”

    “Please, I’m so sorry, just…just…”

    ——————————————

    “*…tell me when it’s over…*”

  2. BlancsAssistant

    I don’t care how dangerous it is, I wanna use this thing in battle

  3. Ebolaplushie

    Favorite so far. I need an entire team of these horrible bastards.

  4. Zekrozma_the_second

    They are lookin respectfully. Also, it’d be funny that in day time, they do a tail stand using the nubs on the tip, to take it sunlight.

  5. I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

    I can only imagine this thing having intimidate

  6. Oh god it’s crying….

    I feel like it’s not active in the morning purely because it’s trying to get energy from the sun like a plant would, but it’s unable to do so…

  7. Freddi_47

    Why is it so sad??

    It looks hurts or something idk

  8. Mafia_Cat

    Welp, someone tossed in a but too much human in there.

  9. LittleFyre1002

    No we fucked up I know we should make something that isnt like this maybe a more adorable on next time professor. I dont like this one but I have wrangled a few that let me put them down

  10. PaintedLady1

    Somehow this is one of the least cursed ones

  11. Worm_Syrup

    I would make my enemies have a staring contest with it.

  12. Comfy_Dan

    Cradilly + Archeops. A menace of the sky, sea and land

  13. Dwayneeboi534

    Of the ones you made, this one isn’t the most depressing, it looks the most like it just wants to die

  14. Critical_Complaint21

    That eye looks like something I’d see from an analogue horror video

  15. MoonLightScreen

    As a Cradily fan, this is deeply terrifye

  16. Bigsylveonlover

    This thing would definitely have nightmare in its movepool

  17. TangySpinalFluids

    You should really start some other social media account if you haven’t already. This whole series is awesome, and it deserves to be seen by more people

  18. Available-Damage5991

    oh god, the mouth eye. that’s a sign of creepypasta-esque analog horror.

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