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Reasons why Nintendo is NOT your friend.



EDIT- The comment section is exactly what I’m talking about. I’m stating facts yet so many of you are upset that I shone a light on these practices that you’ve come to bat for your darling Nintendo. If SO many of you don’t feel like they are your friend you would not come to baselessly defend them.

450usd price tag compared to reduced Japanese price – Stans run to say “the economy in Japan and wages are much lower”. Even though this problem is not exclusive to Japan. And multi language model in Japan is MORE EXPENSIVE.

EULA – update stating you can no longer class action lawsuit/ have your switch bricked for any number of reasons – NINTENDRONES flock to say this has always been the case with consoles such as wii and 3ds, also that other companies put class action dodging measures in their Eula’s too. 2 wrongs don’t make a right. And Korean wiis that were hacked to be region free DID get bricked. So this update to the Eula can and most probably will be enforced. So miss me with the “they just say that so you don’t ask for repairs after modding”. What if stick drift is still a thing. And Nintendo is creating a get out of jail free card essentially.

Palworld patents – Creating a patent and filing for infringement after a games already released for very broad things like gliding while holding an animals ankles. Or throwing a spherical object to capture an animal is ludicrous and should be illegal. What is a Lasso if not the original pokeball. Again you fanboys ran and said things such as” but WB patented the nemesis system and Sony and Xbox have loads of patents etc”. None of them have enforced those patents. World of Warcraft infringes on said patents but Nintendo would never sue because they’re not trying to win the court battle for legitimate reason but rather to hindered Palworld. And if they get their way in court they set a precedent in Japan at least and basically monopolize all the patents they’ve filed and any game dev who is too successful with an idea that Nintendo feels threatened by will be sued if they are not too large a company. Nintendo literally has a patent for viewing your character in a 3d world from a 3rd person perspective. Sony and Microsoft have MORE PATENTS than Nintendo yet they’ve never gone down this route.

I could go on about 80 usd games and how that is a spit in the face of all the kids who didn’t choose their parents financial situation growing up. Or ppl in general ego didn’t choose what part of the world they’re born in. Like Brazil. Or Nintendo gods forbid somewhere in Africa.

Nintendo is not your friend. They care about their domestic population in Japan first, America( their largest market) second, the uk (https://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-02-1584_en.htm) then Europe, then after that the rest of the peasants fall in line.

https://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-02-1584_en.htm – proof to Europeans outside the UK that Nintendo treats the UK like the US of the region and gives favorable pricing to certain regions. This occurred between early 90s and 2002. When they had competition from PlayStation. When Sony came and took their monopoly away on the industry and made gaming a much more affordable hobby with the invention of CDs and CD ROM. Back then they didn’t want to drop the price and squeezed certain regions for more, nothing has changed. The CEO of NINTENDO AT THIS MOMENT WAS THE HEAD OF ACCOUNTING IN NINTENDO EUROPE AT THE TIME. DO WITH THAT INFO WHAT YOU WISH.

This is a Japanese based toy company from the late 1800s which is therefore more likely involved with crime syndicates than not.
Just look at the parents they filed against palworld. If that’s not evidence that the Japanese government is paid off by these billion dollar companies. Idk what is.

Nintendo will literally use organized crime to make sure ppl in different parts of Europe are priced out or forced into extortionate pricing with no other alternative. But Nintendo and their fans draw the line at piracy and modding.

This is the tip of the iceberg of terrible acts committed by Nintendo towards its own customers. I will not be entertaining counter arguments because I’m siding with; actually owning your hardware and being able to do what you want with it, not paying to be recorded on video and audio to sell my data like you did with Pokémon GO (do your own research), not endorsing a company that wants to set the precedent of “we patented this mechanic 2 weeks after you released your game” please delete/ heavily edit your game. Therefore leading to every major gaming company now following through on all the patents they already own to stifle any competition from mid tier and indie devs. HECK Nintendo themselves can sue every game that uses a third person perspective camera since they own the patent within a 3d environment.

Nintendo are actively accelerating humanity not just gaming towards a dystopian corporate future. All you who defend it. Remember if Fuhrer Nintendo gets their way in any one of the examples I mentioned the experience of all gamers goes down because they would’ve set the precedent.

If the palworld lawsuit goes through. Goodbye to all creativity in Japanese games.
All this money they use on lawsuits and cease and desist. But yet they are adamant they had to raise prices to keep up with market conditions.

Nintendo is just like Sony and PlayStation.
They do DLC and micro transactions just like the rest. Mario kart 8 Deluxe plus booster course pack. IS THE DELUXE EDITION. it’s no different from a deluxe edition upgrade.

MK8 itself was a a deluxe edition rerelease on switch. So you have to get the deluxe edition of the deluxe edition to actually get the full MK8 experience on switch. Not to mention Amiibo paywalling quality of life features. And NSO ‘free’ upgrades mean that if you stop paying they revoke your upgrade therefore it’s not free contrary to many reports. You’re loaning the upgrade for x amount a year.

If you subscribe to this. There’s nothing at this point I can tell you, keep getting fisted. Don’t excuse it to “Reggie’s gone”or “Iwata would do it differently” No they wouldn’t. From the point Nintendo stopped being the monopoly in gaming in the late 80s/ early90s they’ve been scrambling to figure out how to get back there. And they’ve used you, the customer, legally or illegally they’ve exploited you to buy their overpriced games and hardware to support them to reach where they are now. Legally they do you with the new Eula and illegally they have done you like with stick drift for example and the article I linked.

THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND

by Agreeable_Data_347

49 Comments

  1. Sequeltime4321

    Big corporations are not your friends. Big corporations are not your enemies. Stop treating them like sports teams that you have to root for. Start treating products like products

  2. gordon_shumway67

    why are you here? I didn’t read any of that…

    Take this energy and fight for something that matters. Vidya games ain’t it, bud.

  3. MarinaraBoss

    Imagine writing something like this on a Saturday night.

  4. MonochromeTyrant

    Who said they were? Regardless, I don’t really understand the furor people are having over things they can just choose not to purchase on their own.

    > Nintendo are actively accelerating humanity not just gaming towards a dystopian corporate future. All you who defend it. Remember if Fuhrer Nintendo gets their way in any one of the examples I mentioned the experience of all gamers goes down because they would’ve set the precedent.

    Are we willfully ignoring everything else happening in the gaming industry, including studios abusing their employees and the enshittification of games as a whole? Why has it suddenly become trendy to blame Nintendo solely while ignoring everything else?

  5. tl;dr: businesses aren’t your friends, wow no one knew this before!

    Edit: I glanced over this nonsense and lmao, video game prices aren’t a “spit in the face” to poor kids. 70 USD is fine but 80? lol. Lmao. Get over it, poor kids can have a Nintendo Switch and older games instead. I did as a kid and I didn’t suffer or die over it. They won’t either.

  6. TheRandomApple

    1. They’re a corporation, not a person

  7. Innuendo64_

    >This is the tip of the iceberg of terrible acts committed by Nintendo towards its own customers.

    Unless Nintendo is murdering its customers and putting them in labor camps and I don’t know about it, the wording of this sentence is hilarious

  8. Typical_Variety_9541

    Breaking: for-profit company will screw consumer as much as possible

  9. DarkCh40s

    I want more Xenoblade. They are my friend as long as they continue with Xenoblade.

  10. iTZBLaSToFFTiMe

    I’ve never thought Nintendo was my fwiend. Always have been Corporation whose sole intention is to make games for profit. Thanks for reiterating, sure looks like it took you a while to type all that.

  11. slithering-stomping

    so anyway, im gunna have so much fun playing new games with my homies as they come out.

  12. You’d think people who’d waste their time writing this were getting paid

  13. HyliasHero

    Reasons Nintendo isn’t your friend.

    1. Nintendo is a corporation, not a person.

  14. You mean a publicly listed company beholden to its shareholder is there to make money? Shocker

    I much have Ninty then EA or Activision style greed or even Ubisoft thank you very much

  15. Whisky-Gentleman

    Holy shit dude it’s Saturday.

    Get a life

  16. Weren’t you just here the other day ranting about Palworld being better than Pokemon or was that a different person?

    You all sound the same. Hating nintendo is your sole personality trait.

  17. Electronic_Screen387

    I mean yeah, it’s a corporation. Also good God this was a lot of effort to not really say anything that anyone who’s paying attention wouldn’t already know.

  18. Dont_have_a_panda

    No company are “friends” of the consumers in the end, at most it could be indie developers (usually a 2-3 person teams maybe could) but companies? Nu-uh not a chance

  19. I swear people are just looking for stuff to get mad about

  20. Wak3upHicks

    That’s a sweaty bunch of paragraphs that I’m not reading

  21. RatedM477

    Tell me you don’t have a life without telling me you don’t have a life.

  22. Get_your_grape_juice

    Oh give it a rest. A company is, by definition, *not your friend*. **Literally everyone knows this**.

    You’re just trying to come up with reasons to complain about Nintendo. You’re complaining about them doing the things that companies *do*.

    So please… *give it a rest already*. 

    Let me buy a Switch 2 and game in peace.

    *Please*.

  23. I will never understand why people why people only have this fervor when complaining about Nintendo but never about Amazon, Tesla, Nestle, or Walmart.

  24. superyoshiom

    I don’t have to read all of that to confirm what most people are already aware of. I just like Mario man, doesn’t mean I’m in love with the corporation that makes it.

  25. JardsonJean

    >I could go on about 80 usd games and how that is a spit in the face of all the kids who didn’t choose their parents financial situation growing up.

    Dude, no one is or ever was entitled to having games. This is completely outside of anyone’s control besides the companies. Holy shit.

  26. Faux_Anonymity

    Yea dude, it’s a business. Go hang out with your friends or something!

  27. Prince-Lee

    Who are you even arguing with here? It’s like you made up a guy to get angry at. Nintendo is just a company.

    You can just not buy their systems instead of writing a manifesto about how evil they are, you know.

  28. im-an-actual-bear

    I can’t believe you wasted your time typing this garbage. 

  29. Love how people make “Nintendo is not your friend” rants and raves, but nobody ever does it to Sony or M$. Real curious. Especially since nobody in the history of ever has convinced themselves that Nintendo is “their friend.” Sounds like a hit dog might be hollering for some reason, but why?

  30. QwertyDLC

    I’m not reading all that, bro. Nintendo is a corporate entity—it’s obvious they’re not our friend. No company is your friend.

  31. Wanderer1718

    “Fuhrer Nintendo”

    I fell out of my chair.

  32. MegaDitto13

    >Nintendo is just like Sony and PlayStation.

    PlayStation IS Sony.

  33. Thank you for capitalizing “Nintendrones” so it was easier to spot. Now I don’t have to read any of that trash.

  34. SenseTotal

    Imagine writing this whole novel for something that is common sense lol

  35. MUIGoku2007

    >They do DLC and micro transactions just like the rest.

    What makes you think that Nintendo does microtransactions for their console games? Outside of their mobile games and first-party F2P console games, Nintendo doesn’t throw in microtransactions and/or loot boxes into their games. Do you expect Mario Kart World to be gacha game?

    You’re correct that they do DLC with their games, though.

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