
Since some people were offended by my cocktail recipe requests, what sort of non boozy beverages do you enjoy in your dark basement while looking at cardboard adorned with mostly badly drawn cartoon characters? Flat Mountain Dew? Capri Sun? HUGS barrels? Sorry if I’m doing this wrong! TIA
by therealthugboat
26 Comments
This human will literally be shaking if they get a hit
Why did other people care what you drank when you opened your cards?
Mezcal Jalapeño Margarita!
Liquor and cards! Rip and sip!
That would destroy my stomach and eventually my toilet
Go back to the booze
This is what you call milking it
dear OP. please keep cooking. preferably, the milk on your stove for an extended period of time
Vodka tonic
That person that commented you in that post seemed like a killjoy so don’t worry lol
Those packs aren’t the only thing to get ripped tonight.
1.75 oz Old Forrester
.25 oz crème de cacao
.5 oz Monin Toasted Marshmallow Syrup
Barspoon of Peated Whiskey
16 drops of Fee Brothers Aztec Chocolate Bitters
Shaken and poured over ice
Garnished with a Toasted Marshmallow
I call it the S’morlax
Ripping packs then ripping cheeks
I too enjoy a cold beer when opening packs. I’m a simple man so just a Budweiser or something
Gotta get buzzed or high af so you can truly appreciate the nice hits 😌
Gonna be ripping ass longer than you’re gonna be ripping cards lol. Btw I won’t judge you for booze & ripping lol. I might try that sometime
Thats crazy… I literally have a card shop near me called Pulls and Pours. Its gambling, booze goes great with it.
I smoke weed when I open my packs, building lego or just messing around with my wife. Those critics can kick rocks.
If Arceues didn’t want me to drink and rip packs, then why would he put the toy store next to my liquor store?
RFK is that you!?
Safer to drink booze bud
My lactose intolerant ass is going to criticize you for drinking milk while opening packs. DRINK BOOZE!
I actually prefer big fat loads of cum when I rip packs. Or a dingle berry
I suppose you’ll shit yourself when you pull a SIR
Uhhh literally fuck everyone who critiques you bro. Do you. I just got a 6 pack of Allagash and ripped some DR packs and pulled this bad boy. I got a few more to open lol (excuse my fingernails. I’m a tattoo artist and sometimes the stencil paper is unforgiven 😂)
https://preview.redd.it/iv6qmdyukf6f1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be20c180c52ae411c0ef9464d42238484c529044
We need a pokemonTCG circlejerk