This is a really bad attempt at a joke or satire. Like is this funny to anyone?
donpianta
Genuinely laughed out loud at that article
w1n5t0nM1k3y
Is this a sattire site or real? From the way the article is written it seems like satire, but I’ve never heard of this publication so it could be real for all I know.
Dangerous_Jacket_129
I guess this is an onion-like article?
vexorian2
Well, I don’t give a cow.
Rico-soul_Light
Cow is a meme why remove it. My brother loves the cow lol.
Silos911
I love the idea that instead of Nintendo just calling her “Cow” they specifically need to clarify they had to “remove any mature female cattle”.
UninformedPleb
The best part is this fake quote from the game’s producer:
> “Also when Cow performs trick off ramps for the boost, she’s just sorta shaking her titties all over. This is a family game. It was a massive oversight to include her in the first place.”
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Nintendo is d00med
/r/atetheonion
This is a really bad attempt at a joke or satire. Like is this funny to anyone?
Genuinely laughed out loud at that article
Is this a sattire site or real? From the way the article is written it seems like satire, but I’ve never heard of this publication so it could be real for all I know.
I guess this is an onion-like article?
Well, I don’t give a cow.
Cow is a meme why remove it. My brother loves the cow lol.
I love the idea that instead of Nintendo just calling her “Cow” they specifically need to clarify they had to “remove any mature female cattle”.
The best part is this fake quote from the game’s producer:
> “Also when Cow performs trick off ramps for the boost, she’s just sorta shaking her titties all over. This is a family game. It was a massive oversight to include her in the first place.”