Shigeru Miyamoto, Creator Of Super Mario And Zelda At Nintendo, Turns 70
Shigeru Miyamoto, Creator Of Super Mario And Zelda At Nintendo, Turns 70
by kevinttan
29 Comments
loztriforce
Oh geez I was fearing a death announcement with that title
onepostandbye
Do NOT start a headline like that, people
boyled
/r/theyknew
ybtlamlliw
Fuck that title and fuck you, OP.
AudioHeadz
Seriously fuck you OP. I thought he died.
StampCollectorBill
Like everyone else here this title really messed with me man. Heart skipped a beat. Not cool
SquishmallowPrincess
Trying to give me a heart attack this morning I see
FunkmasterP
I almost sprayed tears out of my eyes when I saw this. Not cool!
HelloNevvanna73
Happy Not-Death Day!
WEEGEMAN
Jfc. I got scared for a second
SuperMario1981
Don’t fucking do that!
Taser9001
I misread that at first. DON’T DO THAT TO ME.
everything_is_absurd
I knew it was his birthday, but I still had a heart attack reading the headline.
Pray4Snow2112
BREAKING: legendary creator of Mario and Zelda, recognized worldwide for his contributions, is awesome.
Digitalon
About half way through reading the title I had a pit develop in my stomach. Thank goodness for happy endings!
Also what kind of asshole writes an article title like that?! I’m still dealing with Kevin Conroy passing away and I would be gutted if Miyamoto died less than a week later!
Infernous-NS
I hate it when people create headlines like this. Didn’t we just have scares like this with several actors like Harrison Ford a few months ago?
potatomaster368
I swear to god they do this with the titles on purpose
realbread23
My mind immediately thought this was a death announcement when I started reading, thank god I was wrong
Hutch1814
It’s pretty incredible to think how important this 1 person is to gaming. Just think if we didn’t have Mario and Zelda. What would have put Nintendo on the map or would it even still be in the console scene
PmMeYourNiceBehind
Obligatory headline made me shit my pants in terror
lurkinislife
Boy, nintendo life. Figure out how to write a fucking headline, almost had a heart attack.
No-Collar4533
Fuck you
tatsumakisempukyaku
For some reason I always thought he was in his late 50s… but I guess that would have made him create Donkey Kong at 16-17
jbraden
Can y’all please start the headlines of popular people with “NOT DEAD”? This world has really messed with our emotions.
eatdogs49
The title got confusing for a bit. Reminded me of Michael Scott telling his employees that Meredith was going to be ok but made it sound like she died.
Pupulauls9000
I almost shit myself in the middle of class
Niobium_Sage
This scared the fuck out of me for a second.
Penguin-Loves
Oh my God the name and comma immediately after in headline made me fear exactly this.
EDIT: I PLAYED MYSELF. I thought it said died at age 70 lol
29 Comments
Oh geez I was fearing a death announcement with that title
Do NOT start a headline like that, people
/r/theyknew
Fuck that title and fuck you, OP.
Seriously fuck you OP. I thought he died.
Like everyone else here this title really messed with me man. Heart skipped a beat. Not cool
Trying to give me a heart attack this morning I see
I almost sprayed tears out of my eyes when I saw this. Not cool!
Happy Not-Death Day!
Jfc. I got scared for a second
Don’t fucking do that!
I misread that at first. DON’T DO THAT TO ME.
I knew it was his birthday, but I still had a heart attack reading the headline.
BREAKING: legendary creator of Mario and Zelda, recognized worldwide for his contributions, is awesome.
About half way through reading the title I had a pit develop in my stomach. Thank goodness for happy endings!
Also what kind of asshole writes an article title like that?! I’m still dealing with Kevin Conroy passing away and I would be gutted if Miyamoto died less than a week later!
I hate it when people create headlines like this. Didn’t we just have scares like this with several actors like Harrison Ford a few months ago?
I swear to god they do this with the titles on purpose
My mind immediately thought this was a death announcement when I started reading, thank god I was wrong
It’s pretty incredible to think how important this 1 person is to gaming. Just think if we didn’t have Mario and Zelda. What would have put Nintendo on the map or would it even still be in the console scene
Obligatory headline made me shit my pants in terror
Boy, nintendo life. Figure out how to write a fucking headline, almost had a heart attack.
Fuck you
For some reason I always thought he was in his late 50s… but I guess that would have made him create Donkey Kong at 16-17
Can y’all please start the headlines of popular people with “NOT DEAD”? This world has really messed with our emotions.
The title got confusing for a bit. Reminded me of Michael Scott telling his employees that Meredith was going to be ok but made it sound like she died.
I almost shit myself in the middle of class
This scared the fuck out of me for a second.
Oh my God the name and comma immediately after in headline made me fear exactly this.
EDIT: I PLAYED MYSELF. I thought it said died at age 70 lol
Bro I almost threw up 😕