Splatoon 3 – Netxt Splatfest Revealed: Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate or White Chocolate (11/02 – 13/02)
🍫 The next #Splatoon3 Splatfest is going to be a real treat!
Splat it out for your choccy of choice – Dark, Milk or White – in a mouth-watering matchup, taking place on 11/02 – 13/02! pic.twitter.com/fGr1b25cda
— Nintendo of Europe (@NintendoEurope) January 26, 2023
by Riomegon
39 Comments
Oh no, sorry Big Man
Dark vs Milk is eh, but White is the biggest culinary abomination in human history, this species is irredeemable trash if it wins
Dark chocolate dark chocolate dark chocolate
EDIT: I’m not even sure what’s happening in the replies, but I guess that’s what happens if I have a preference
white chocolate is the best chocolate, you guys are just mean
That’s a good topic for a splatfest.
Even though milk will clearly have the majority of the voters.
I love me some dark chocolate
Milk Chocolate will definitely have the majority vote
All I’ve learned from previous splatfest is that I hate playing against teams that have dark colored ink because I just can’t see them as well, so dark chocolate for me.
And no I will not turn on accessibility colors
Frye victory 2 incoming…
WHITE CHOCOLATE 😍😍😍
It won’t win, but gods is that stuff Bae 😉 ambrosia of the gods that stuff is 🙂
If you like dark, ya might be a kook
damn, this will actually be my first time joining big man’s team now!
DARK CHOCOLATE SQUAD!
generally speaking, dark chocolate > milk chocolate, **but** british milk chocolate > american dark chocolate
white chocolate should be flattered it’s even part of the conversation
Is exclusive for Europe?
Team WHITE CHOCOLATE!
Milk Chocolate, always.
It’s so odd to me that they waste Splatfests on these concepts. They aren’t compelling.
How about:
Which piece of the Triforce: Wisdom, Courage, Power
Which Mario Power up: Fire Flower, Raccoon, Cloud
Which System: Wii, SNES, GameCube
Which handheld: GameBoy, GBA, DS
Make it interesting and compelling to want to jump into. Let me keep my damn splatfest shirt.
Dark
If its not bitter I’m not eating it.
White chocolate
Milk chocolates gonna sweep
im a milk chocolate person, but i kinda wanna join white chocolate? idk, im hoping it’d help land me in more tricolor battles that arent against my own team
Dark chocolate
Dark chocolate fr fr, but it fucking sucks that lots of it is filled with lead and cadmium.
Since there are no mammals in Splatoon, dark chocolate is the only safe one. Hopefully is 100% dark.
As long as white doesn’t win I’m good darks and milkers should form an anti white alliance.
Where all my white people at?!
…Wait.
Does white chocolate get white ink?
This Splatfest choice is lame… But I can’t help but be infinitely amused at the prospect of shooting poo and cum coloured ink.
Was a tossup for me, but the purple in the background of the Dark Chocolate tipped me that way.
Milk > white > dark
Some “I am le edgy mature adult because I like dark chocolate!” energy in here lol
Dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark sweep
99% chocolate
I’m usually a dark chocolate person but I have no issue in teaming up with the milk lovers out there to work together and rid our delicacy of these white (not even real) chocolate heathens!
👀
I can’t handle dark chocolate
So… white chocolate team’s getting THAT colored ink…?
Okay so do that many people like dark chocolate or is it just a loud minority thing? Legit curious, considering most candy bars and things use milk chocolate
Milk chocolatee <3