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Latest Team Rocket Go recruit



Latest Team Rocket Go recruit

by VagileDolphin

35 Comments

  1. He’s gonna be frozen in his tracks with all that powder snow he was fixing.

  2. Alternative_Net8931

    He probably had too many grass types

  3. buckeyespud

    This just in: Police had gathered lots of evidence against Mr Phipps, claiming he was gathering “stardust” and his victims were using it to “power-up”. When taken into custody, Mr. Phipps explained it was just a method to make Pokemon stronger. Mr. Phipps was released after receiving an apology.

  4. ChariChet

    Don’t ask where he gets his candy from.

  5. Constant-Software999

    Least nefarious niantic employee

  6. ControlTall8120

    Don’t give your money to Kabam.

    Give it to law enforcement that spent a year stalking a dude playing Pokemon Go

  7. WeNeedBoofEmoji

    anytime I’m waiting for drugs I usually play go lmao it’s an excuse to be almost anywhere

  8. MontanaDoesntExist

    Team go rocket joining the narcotics trade

  9. DesastreUrbano

    He got in drug dealing to be able to pay for the remote raid passes

  10. AGassyGoomy

    Well, at least he found a healthy hobby….

  11. wrexinite

    Great idea actually. Coke dealers have to ride around to all sorts of odd places at all times.

  12. a_cristian_dude

    “Shiny special. Buy a pound tonight and I’ll put in a shiny bulbasaur with your order” -the dealer probably

  13. Complete-Rule940

    His reward for his quest was 5 years in prison.

  14. Puertorican_415

    Lmfao this post & these comments funny asf

  15. oakteaphone

    Bad tag. This isn’t a screenshot, it’s a photo.

    But it really could’ve been a screenshot…what went wrong?

  16. proud2bnAmerican1776

    I’ll miss getting all those back alley and abandoned house post cards from my best buddy coke dealer

    With a smuggled in jail phone, he’ll probably catch a lot of dark type in the prison

  17. thebeardedbrony

    The police wanted to wait until he did all the work, and then steal all his Pokémon.

  18. aortega26

    When they increase raid passes to 150 coins this will be more common

  19. InevitableTension828

    Those cops got paid by us to play Pokemon Go.

  20. Dobber16

    This dude should just stream if he’s got people literally following him around to watch him play while they’re supposed to be working

  21. Whitexan16

    This guy needs to quit, he’s blowing our cover!!! Er..uh I mean… yay a shiny magikarp!

  22. Global_Shower_4534

    *starts Pokémon go* here comes habit trouble! *makes a face angel in the powder* breeegghh MAKE IT DOUBLE!

  23. Abrickted

    Someone arrest OP next. Using Edge. Using light mode. Taking a picture of an internet article, presumably with his phone. Not linking the actual article.

  24. Shadow Pokémon just grumpy from a huge come down

  25. Supermalt418

    Perfect cover up to pay for the rising raid pass prices

  26. Must be a Rocket trainee. What a noob! Can only use shadows eligible for Little Cup.

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