Splatoon 3 – New Splatfest Starting April 1st: Nessie vs Alies vs BigFoot
The next Splatfest arrives on 01/04 and it's a monstrous mashup of three controversial creatures! But which one do you believe in? pic.twitter.com/kUTyFhr5qi
— Nintendo of Europe (@NintendoEurope) March 16, 2023
by Riomegon
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Wanna hear about the time I met the Loch ness monster?
So I was over here covering my territory with ink, when suddenly this cute little inkling from the other team comes over to my turf and do you know what she said?
She said “I need about tree fiddy…”
It was at that time I got suspicious and realized that inkling was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era and I told him, “Damnit monsta I ain’t givin you no tree fiddy!”
I wish humans were real
Do you mean Aliens?
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Nessie and Bigfoot vs. the Allies? I don’t remember this WWII battle…
Ah yeah alies
i suppose the question is for the Splatoon universe.
Nessie: could be real considering how aquatic the world is.
Aliens are aliens its up do you if you believe in them. i mean, we cant be the only lifeform right in this (splatoon) universum right? Earth was doomed and life still begun anew
Story Spoiler dont read until you have beaten it: >!Grizz basicially is Bigfoot, change my mind!<
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If the question is for our universum then Aliens is most likely the case.
Nessie vs Allies vs Axies
Are Splat Fests fomo driven content? Ive been debating getting the game and NSO but not sure my brain has the space for yet another fomo driven MP game.
Gonna be watching WrestleMania that weekend, so probably no participation for me. Hope aliens win tho. (Also speaking of, if 1v1 Splatfests were still a thing Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes would have been a cool concept.)
I vote for all three.