[Hideki Kamiya] You play “Bayonetta Origins” -> You want a child like Cereza -> There is an unprecedented marriage boom -> The declining birthrate crisis is solved -> Everyone is happy
「セレッサと迷子の悪魔」を遊ぶ
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セレッサみたいな子供が欲しくなる
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空前の結婚ブームが来る
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少子化問題が解決する
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みんな幸せ— 神谷英樹 Hideki Kamiya (@PG_kamiya) March 17, 2023
by Joseki100
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Shinzo Abe approved.
EDIT: I’m genuinely shocked by the amount of people thinking this was a serious tweet.
This feels so much like a joke I thought it was the other Hideki for a second.
This seems like something Japan is actually trying to do. There’s been several anime recently based around having a cute kid with Spy x Family being the most popular.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Some people shouldn’t be the face of their franchise
Bayonetta fans don’t fuck
Problem solved. It was easy, guys.
If only it were so simple.
The dead speak! Shinzo Abe lives again!
Good for him. Jokes aside, Japan is facing a crisis, and could use the baby boom. Europe too.
Pth oh he came back rofl
You play “Bayonetta Origins” -> You want a child like Cereza -> There is an unprecedented boom in the cost of living -> The declining birthrate crisis remains an unsolvable mystery.
So lovely he thought most people who’s playing it have families or partners.
[if only he was alive to see it](https://imgur.com/a/LqKZccB)
Women hate most modern men. This won’t solve the problem. Especially if most modern men are considered “unworthy.”
This guy is so deranged i can’t wait to see what he will say next
I’d rather date bayonetta than have a kid like her.
Earth’s population would disagree on the birthrate crisis part.
Great idea, now we just need something like that for western countries as well.
No thanks, I’ll wait for my beautiful magic pixie girl to drop from the proverbial sky and dedicate her life to me thank you. /s
Until these children grow and have to become adults in a job market that can’t accomodate them and still treat them as humans.
Declining birthrate crisis? The world’s population is growing like crazy.
… -> Your child is nothing like Cereza -> There is an unprecedented orphan outbreak
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I wish people would ignore that guy for how xenophobic he is
r/japanesePeopleTwitter
Hideki Kamiya is a massive dick tbh.
“Should we create an economy in which young people can afford to raise families?”
“No, let’s just try to shame them into it instead!”
Oh if only having a child solved marriages. I wouldn’t have to handle all of these “dissolution with children” cases
Man’s not wrong
Shinzo Abe giving a thumbs up from his grave.
Hentai and high school anime girls is causing people not to have kids. They prefer being with their waifus and imagining a life with them. The work culture is a cover up to hide the real reason cause Japan doesn’t want to admit that their own creations is the reason for the demise of the japanese
who cares what this idiot says
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I know he’s know for blocking people but seriously I’ve never even interacted with him and I’m blocked?!?
Shinzo Abe’s torch was passed onto him
Wtf
I’m reminded of friends who actually said the WiiU was gonna be saved by Bayonetta 2. Easily called BS on that one. A Nintendo published sequel of a game that hadn’t broken 1 million sales, coming out on an already floundering system.
Yeah cuz the fans won’t get all weird and buy more waifu pillows as their brides
What the actual fuck? LOL
Kamiya should become Prime Minister. He would solve Japan’s population crisis, but ruin their international relations.