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My Child Purified My 4* Shadow



RIP Shadaron

by OrphanedPenguin

39 Comments

  1. imnotsteven7

    There’s a lot of parents looking for adoption, I feel like thats the only solution.

  2. komarinth

    Don’t worry about it.

    Aggron was arguably only going to be worth using as a Mega, which it will now get access to.

  3. ArwingElite

    Why was your child left unattended with such a powerful beast?

  4. Criiiiiingy

    Aron is no longer in pain. But now you are.

  5. Coney_Island_Hentai

    We need a lock out feature for these things.
    Let us lock out the option to accidentally purify, evolve, level up…

  6. cvtphila225

    Not a child. Clearly a lawful good shounen anime protagonist

  7. Jervylim06

    Can we ask Niantic to Lock-Freeze individual Pokemon?

    Lock to freeze the pokemon!
    1. Cannot power up
    2. Cannot evolve
    3. Cannot transfer
    4. Cannot buy new moves
    5. Cannot change moves
    6. Cannot purify
    7. Cannot mega evolve
    8. Cannot trade
    9. Cannot send to home
    etc!

    Total Freeze! Put it at the bottom with a Lock Button with SECRET PIN!

    Therefore all will be protected!
    1. Precious shinies
    2. Shadows
    3. Hundos
    etc!

    Your child, friend, others won’t be able to do anything when they’re checking your account because you have a SECRET PIN!

    Should we tweet it at Niantic? Should we email them? How?

    Does anyone know how to do it?

  8. asteri_agaliarept

    Aron is no longer suffering. But it’ll never forget you let it endure that pain for so long.

  9. amazingjason1000000

    Is the child shiny? If not transfer for extra candies 🍬

  10. Gold-Perspective-699

    Surprisingly only a couple people said this but the child in this case is correct unless you already had a hundo for the mega. Aggron is trash please don’t use it unless it’s mega.

  11. WhoTFcares22edition

    Is it too late for an abortion?

  12. TheAsianCarp

    I mean this is probably more rare than a 4* shadow since most people keep it a shadow haha.

    Don’t feel too bad i have a 4* purified Staraptor named mistake

  13. JFoxxification

    Remind me again why you give your children things they can irreversibly mess with

  14. Do you have a screenshot of when it was a 4* shadow

  15. pemdejo_of_the_north

    This is why you don’t leave children with your phone

  16. PopPunkypine

    It wouldn’t be so painful if they would just buff purified Pokémon already…why do they keep telling us about how we should rescue all shadow Pokémon and then make shadows *objectively better???*

  17. SilkyHonorableGod

    The child is now someone else’s child

  18. PresenceMean

    I hate kids. My son transferred my flygon, charizard, gyarados more.

  19. AccidentPrevious

    Congratulations it’ll take less damage and still be perfectly useless

  20. CrimFoxSic

    My entire being goes out to you… I would have to run away from my kid praying I don’t murder them for 3 days straight… Kidding!!! KIDDING!!!! No Karen’s, CPS, Snowflakes, or the Sarcasm illiterate!!!

  21. TheKingofHearts26

    Well you can always get a new one. Children are easy to make

  22. two4saken

    You done messed up, now he’s just A-A-Ron

  23. Zazzylike02

    “And that’s how I lost my medical
    license”

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