How do you obtain one of these? Wrong answers only
How do you obtain one of these? Wrong answers only
by Madyyoo
42 Comments
Madyyoo
Tbh the wrong answer at this point is from eggs.
ElderCunningham
Play Russian Roulette with a bullet in all six chambers.
SalsaSavant
Eggs
Deadpallyz
Walk and drink milk from a beer can
WarhammerRyan
Appears when you uninstall the game
Kay2Jay_5
Pay them your soul, and then they still won’t give you one because that’s how they’ve been treating their players.
Ggeek738
Rain dance then develop interdimensional portal technology.
MistrrW
Walk 100km with Larvesta as your buddy.
oAuraa
grow old then move to Singapore
Standard-Bottle6394
Only your firstborn
Fit_Nefariousness_10
Incubators, Apple Watch on dominant hand and get to cranking. 😅😂
vipflux420
Walk 10k kilometers & a special research task pops for you. Complete the task ( make 420 excellent curveball throws in a row ) and it is the special spawn 🙂
sonjya00
Keep walking and finally hatch one a day before its comm day is announced.
Lazikenny
It’s special Ability is flame body. Therefore just hatch an egg while your phone is on fire.
Lunaryjinx
There is a chance that a pokestop will give you a special 1000 km egg. Then there is a 0.01% chance you get larvesta from it
Catwitch53
Use strength on a truck by a body of water
e-squeezey
larvesta isn’t real, the eggs cant hurt you
_Twisster_
Research Breaktrough
Gabzoz
Invade Poland
CreepyColumbus
Use the dream nail on the Hollow Knight when Hornet holds them down
77GoldenTails
Walk into your local police station. Then slap out any dangly bits you have on the counter. Then loudly shout you want to claim your free larvesta.
Global-Crew-9046
Perform an alchemic fusion with a wurmple and a Growlithe.
Ahk1971
Virgin sacrifice to the almighty Gods Niantic. However, it can’t be done inside any dwelling, building, or structure of any kind. While raiding for your 10,000th 1 star mon. It can’t be solo though. The raid lobby must be full and only the 13th person to join gets the Larvesta.
Decent_Ad_6595
Go to your local ice cream shop that also has a gym in game. Go to the window and order a large bug ice cream cone and say you heard that shit is fire while giving a knowing wink. You will be escorted to the basement where a bear with a level 50 account will challenge you to a battle. Use only level one Pokémon and lose. The bear will then bless you with a golden egg that is guaranteed to hatch a Larvasta with 400 candy and an extra move. Easy.
RandomReddit101
If you live in a rural area and can’t get any 2,5,10k eggs then do the following:
Step 1. Set your house on fire
Step2. Take a picture of burnt house
Step3. Submit as a pokestop
Step4. profit
EmeraldKnights
By playing Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and permanently deleting Pokemon Go account.
PunfullyObvious
rename Mareanie and hope no one notices
ArcticBlade_346
Buy hatching eggs in a game made by a company that actually listens to its community
Opposite-Chocolate42
Buy giving Niantic all your bank account information
puppycatfan
Play a different pokemon game
davis214512
Cheat. Download an auto walker, spend a ton on incubators, and hatch. Oh wait…that’s reality.
Green_Emergency3767
Let’s just say I used to have 2 kidneys
ColonelSandurss
Say remote raids are balanced now
AccursedPixy
Gotta give someone at Niantic a bj.
FawnDrew
c0yotii
Guaranteed from field research, obviously
bongosformongos
You have to learn the full lyrics of I‘m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers
Averagechildeater
Give a blood sacrifice to the devil
Timelymanner
Wait for the Special Research task for Unova fest 2025.
Br0z0
Sleep with a niantic employee
deadpoolfan199
You have to chug 2 sparkling waters without burping, then burn down 37 houses, watch cats, and then, and only then, may you catch it
fennekin1234
1) Travel to Niantic HQ *on foot* without closing Pokemon Go. If you get the “I’m a passenger” notificiation, you will have to restart.
2) Once at Niantic HQ, yell “Get up and GO!” 2016 times. This will cause Niantic CEO, John Hanke, to come out and challenge you to a GBL battle.
3) Defeat John Hanke in battle 20 times without using any Protect Shields. (Tip: Yelling “Remote Raid Passes” will cause him to stumble and drop his phone, giving you a window to go in brute force) He will then give you a code for the “Ruler of Niantic” Research, which is 10 steps long and requires you to do things such as “Spin 100 Unique PokeStops in a row” and “Take a snapshot of Klang during the funeral”.
4) Complete the “Ruler of Niantic” research to get an encounter with a CP 10 Larvesta with random IVs. Should you not be happy with the IVs, you can purchase the “Research” research, costing $5000 local currency.
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Tbh the wrong answer at this point is from eggs.
Play Russian Roulette with a bullet in all six chambers.
Eggs
Walk and drink milk from a beer can
Appears when you uninstall the game
Pay them your soul, and then they still won’t give you one because that’s how they’ve been treating their players.
Rain dance then develop interdimensional portal technology.
Walk 100km with Larvesta as your buddy.
grow old then move to Singapore
Only your firstborn
Incubators, Apple Watch on dominant hand and get to cranking. 😅😂
Walk 10k kilometers & a special research task pops for you. Complete the task ( make 420 excellent curveball throws in a row ) and it is the special spawn 🙂
Keep walking and finally hatch one a day before its comm day is announced.
It’s special Ability is flame body. Therefore just hatch an egg while your phone is on fire.
There is a chance that a pokestop will give you a special 1000 km egg. Then there is a 0.01% chance you get larvesta from it
Use strength on a truck by a body of water
larvesta isn’t real, the eggs cant hurt you
Research Breaktrough
Invade Poland
Use the dream nail on the Hollow Knight when Hornet holds them down
Walk into your local police station. Then slap out any dangly bits you have on the counter. Then loudly shout you want to claim your free larvesta.
Perform an alchemic fusion with a wurmple and a Growlithe.
Virgin sacrifice to the almighty Gods Niantic. However, it can’t be done inside any dwelling, building, or structure of any kind. While raiding for your 10,000th 1 star mon. It can’t be solo though. The raid lobby must be full and only the 13th person to join gets the Larvesta.
Go to your local ice cream shop that also has a gym in game. Go to the window and order a large bug ice cream cone and say you heard that shit is fire while giving a knowing wink. You will be escorted to the basement where a bear with a level 50 account will challenge you to a battle. Use only level one Pokémon and lose. The bear will then bless you with a golden egg that is guaranteed to hatch a Larvasta with 400 candy and an extra move. Easy.
If you live in a rural area and can’t get any 2,5,10k eggs then do the following:
Step 1. Set your house on fire
Step2. Take a picture of burnt house
Step3. Submit as a pokestop
Step4. profit
By playing Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and permanently deleting Pokemon Go account.
rename Mareanie and hope no one notices
Buy hatching eggs in a game made by a company that actually listens to its community
Buy giving Niantic all your bank account information
Play a different pokemon game
Cheat. Download an auto walker, spend a ton on incubators, and hatch. Oh wait…that’s reality.
Let’s just say I used to have 2 kidneys
Say remote raids are balanced now
Gotta give someone at Niantic a bj.
Guaranteed from field research, obviously
You have to learn the full lyrics of I‘m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers
Give a blood sacrifice to the devil
Wait for the Special Research task for Unova fest 2025.
Sleep with a niantic employee
You have to chug 2 sparkling waters without burping, then burn down 37 houses, watch cats, and then, and only then, may you catch it
1) Travel to Niantic HQ *on foot* without closing Pokemon Go. If you get the “I’m a passenger” notificiation, you will have to restart.
2) Once at Niantic HQ, yell “Get up and GO!” 2016 times. This will cause Niantic CEO, John Hanke, to come out and challenge you to a GBL battle.
3) Defeat John Hanke in battle 20 times without using any Protect Shields. (Tip: Yelling “Remote Raid Passes” will cause him to stumble and drop his phone, giving you a window to go in brute force) He will then give you a code for the “Ruler of Niantic” Research, which is 10 steps long and requires you to do things such as “Spin 100 Unique PokeStops in a row” and “Take a snapshot of Klang during the funeral”.
4) Complete the “Ruler of Niantic” research to get an encounter with a CP 10 Larvesta with random IVs. Should you not be happy with the IVs, you can purchase the “Research” research, costing $5000 local currency.