Wow, the Poke Stops at Alcatraz are amazing. Just think of how cool it would be if the prison was still open and everyone who smuggled in a phone could level up like crazy.
by creamcorn4ever
Pokemon Go
Wow, the Poke Stops at Alcatraz are amazing. Just think of how cool it would be if the prison was still open and everyone who smuggled in a phone could level up like crazy.
by creamcorn4ever
44 Comments
How did you even end up on alcatraz
bro you could grind so hard doing a 4 year prison bid.. wouldn’t be so bad.
Haha I sailed by there the other day and on the water nada but when we came close it was definitely populated.
Well yeah, all the formerly arrested team rocket members stayed there and created their own island nation.
Alcatraz means pelican
Damn so you’d have all the gangs fighting it out or would dynamics change in prison and there no race , simply Yellow, Red or Blue gangs
There would be real ass gang wars with red and blue 💀
At least there would be people to raid with in prison 💀
Just imagine hearing from a cell: “Anyone wanna help me with this Dialga raid?”
Rebirth island!
People would be shanked over gym territory
The Birdman of Alcatraz slays during Flying Cup
So what you’re saying is we should all move in, fix it up and make our own pokemon island?
Imagine that’s how guards figure out who has secret cellphones 💀
Why alcatraz got more pokestops than my city of 80k? Lmao
What is the symbol below the compass?
Imagine getting shanked for taking over someone’s gym..
I’m nearly certain that if the prison was still open those stops wouldn’t be there 😂
Swole accounts
*Gaining muscles doing all those charged moves*
What is the green and white square icon on the right hand side?
That’s a hell of a place to play PoGo.
If you were the kingpin of the operation, you could be called Al Capokemon
Imagine Niantic trolling the prisoners with the Lake Trio spawning there every night just outside the fence. Then all the “What do I do?” threads and the replies saying “I’d risk getting shot” or “Dig a tunnel”
Where we dropping?
Imagine visiting and seeing a buff inmate flexing to the other inmates that he caught a shiny in the yard
You know you live in capitalism when you say “wouldn’t it be cool to be a prisoner?” And are 100% serious
would be crazy fights for take a gym
Get shanked because you took team instincts gym
I could see the headline now: “Alcatraz in lock down after riot over Galaran Birds”
Alcatraz means pelican
OP, what the fuck lol
Imagine trying to hold onto that gym though
Getting shived because you took over the gym.
“Your honor I shivved him because he knocked me out of the gym 1 minute after putting my shiny Blissey in there”
Yeah, would’ve been such a good time to have for the inmates
If the prison were open it wouldn’t be full of pokestops
The phones would get confiscated the moment a riot occurred over valor taking a gym from mystic.
“How did you get to level 50 so quickly?” “I went to prison for 3 months bro”
When I was last there there weren’t any spawns outside raids. I did the two raids on the island and kept them for that reason.
Is that what the kids call it these days? Leveling up?
Alcatraz means pelican
New bucket list item unlocked
The Air Force One hangar at Joint Base Andrews has a Pokestop at the front door but it’s impossible to get to without being shot or cheating. Someone must have smuggled in a phone at some point though. It taunts me so much.