That depends. If all of the lions are faster than Lapras, then Lapras wins. If one lion is slower than Lapras, Lapras loses.
King_Crab_Sushi
But would Lapras need to use it just once or one billion times?
DannyTheOctoling
You would need to sit through at least 1,000,000,001 text boxes of the perish count going down
Tacotoofiveate
Out of 1 billion lions, at least 1 of them would be born deaf, and would thusly be immune to perish song
xnickg77
How is lapras going to survive the turns though? Both the turn it uses the move and the turn between using protect?
ottersintuxedos
The billion lions need to hear the perish song which many won’t, a billion is a lot
Stripeback
Only 500 million lions go up against the Lapras at first.
Lapras uses Perish Song.
The lions switch out and the other 500 million come in.
Lapras is unable to switch out because it’s fighting alone. At this point the only way it can win is if it lands Sheer Cold twice and all the lions are close enough for it to hit them both times. While this isn’t impossible, it’s very unlikely.
Ecstatic_Fig5787
Have every mon on the field except Throh. Turn 1 mat block with Greninja, use Perish song, then have any Pokémon u-turn into throh. Turn 2 mat block with Throh and quick guard again. Turn 3 protect.
If the U-turn thing isn’t allowed then gamble for the double protect, at least one Pokémon’s gonna get it and maybe even one with soundproof.
Bulbamew
Trainers in Gen 2’s Pokémon tower can switch out of perish song even if they’re trapped with mean look I think. That’s fair
ohgeedubs
How does perish song work anyway? If a wild pokemon hears perish song and doesn’t have a trainer to return it to a ball, does it just die? If I hear perish song, do I just die?
KafeiTomasu
It would still take multiple turns so nah lions still win.
m0nkygang
Surf then ice beam. Done
overDere
1. Many lions won’t hear it. It’s a billion lions, most of them will be far enough to not hear Lapras
2. Even if you put the lions in the classic Pokemon setting… Lapras is slow. Many lions will likely outspeed the Lapras and maul it before it pulls off the song
3. Are you sure this is the correct meme to use
MysticMagic23
I’m just waiting for the ridiculous answers like “the lions blocked their ears” or “roared so loudly in unison so the song didn’t work on them but it did on Laura’s because it sang it”
Plopop87
The deaf lions would win
ZenCyn39
Odds are some of those lions are deaf so they win
Frostgaurdian0
Assume that one of these lions is def.
JaeCrowe
That one deaf lion tho
LiveTart6130
nobody wins here!
pantheramaster
To the comments with “deaf lions” lapras could still use ice beam to freeze the deaf lions, tbh this whole lion vs pokemon debate needs to end, the clear winner is the Pokemon, what are a bunch of normal lions gonna do to a bunch of “magical” elemental creatures?!
Bashamo257
Good luck getting 1 billion lions to fit within earshot of Perish Song.
PerfectChaos06
Step 1: Perish Song
Step 2: Soundproof Exploud
Step 3: Profit
Roskal
Lapras outspeeds and sets up perishsong, the 1billion lions then obliterate the lapras and the battle ends stopping the effect of perish song.
Aur0ra1313
*SURF*
turnbomb44
Not saying the lions would lose but assuming lapras is the only pokemon on that side, lapras wouldn’t win
noodles355
So who would win, 999,999,992 Lions or 1 Lapras.
Shit meme.
Doctor_Disaster
Perish song would need to be heard by all the lions.
walterbanana
Surf sounds better
Necessary-Anywhere92
“Any Pokémon that hears this song faints in three turns, unless it switches out of battle.”
I think the lions are fine because they aren’t pokemon.
ExpeditingPermits
Laura’s stays in the water, lions drown. Gg
Energyzd
not every lion is gonna hear a Perish Song from one Lapras lol, a billion is a fuckton. the Pokémon win in the end anyways, but not like this
Haunting-Outcome-365
Kingambit gained strength from the fallen
Cayden68
billion lions just roar loudly to avoid hearing the perish song
Hyper-Saiyan
Lapras would freeze all of the lions.
Wapple21
What if the lions were deaf
hi_this_is_lyd
well the lapras needs to survive 4 turns
Eleventy-Twelve
No way parish song hits even a third of them
The_Final_Pikachu
Why use perish song? That’s a tie. Just use hydrogen spamming draco meteor.
then figure out if the lions have enough HP to survive Surf.
SliccNicc
No way the 100,000,000 lions all hear Perish song at the same time. Lapras can only kill all the lions in earshot and it also has to survive for its effect to take place.
Buzzkillbuddha
What’s the terrain for this battle? Middle of the Savannah? A coastline? Middle of the ocean?
SF-UberMan
Gengar is even better. Completely intangible and can still use Perish Song.
Oreo-and-Fly
Cant lapras just use rainy day.
And because lions are cat type they are weak to the rain and wont even come out to hit Lapras?
Onplanetmars
“Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb Lapras with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of Lapras and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”
TotalProfessional
Kingambit shows up with the steel chair
SnowyPerson1
The lions simply cover their ears. Better luck next time.
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That depends. If all of the lions are faster than Lapras, then Lapras wins. If one lion is slower than Lapras, Lapras loses.
But would Lapras need to use it just once or one billion times?
You would need to sit through at least 1,000,000,001 text boxes of the perish count going down
Out of 1 billion lions, at least 1 of them would be born deaf, and would thusly be immune to perish song
How is lapras going to survive the turns though? Both the turn it uses the move and the turn between using protect?
The billion lions need to hear the perish song which many won’t, a billion is a lot
Only 500 million lions go up against the Lapras at first.
Lapras uses Perish Song.
The lions switch out and the other 500 million come in.
Lapras is unable to switch out because it’s fighting alone. At this point the only way it can win is if it lands Sheer Cold twice and all the lions are close enough for it to hit them both times. While this isn’t impossible, it’s very unlikely.
Have every mon on the field except Throh. Turn 1 mat block with Greninja, use Perish song, then have any Pokémon u-turn into throh. Turn 2 mat block with Throh and quick guard again. Turn 3 protect.
If the U-turn thing isn’t allowed then gamble for the double protect, at least one Pokémon’s gonna get it and maybe even one with soundproof.
Trainers in Gen 2’s Pokémon tower can switch out of perish song even if they’re trapped with mean look I think. That’s fair
How does perish song work anyway? If a wild pokemon hears perish song and doesn’t have a trainer to return it to a ball, does it just die? If I hear perish song, do I just die?
It would still take multiple turns so nah lions still win.
Surf then ice beam. Done
1. Many lions won’t hear it. It’s a billion lions, most of them will be far enough to not hear Lapras
2. Even if you put the lions in the classic Pokemon setting… Lapras is slow. Many lions will likely outspeed the Lapras and maul it before it pulls off the song
3. Are you sure this is the correct meme to use
I’m just waiting for the ridiculous answers like “the lions blocked their ears” or “roared so loudly in unison so the song didn’t work on them but it did on Laura’s because it sang it”
The deaf lions would win
Odds are some of those lions are deaf so they win
Assume that one of these lions is def.
That one deaf lion tho
nobody wins here!
To the comments with “deaf lions” lapras could still use ice beam to freeze the deaf lions, tbh this whole lion vs pokemon debate needs to end, the clear winner is the Pokemon, what are a bunch of normal lions gonna do to a bunch of “magical” elemental creatures?!
Good luck getting 1 billion lions to fit within earshot of Perish Song.
Step 1: Perish Song
Step 2: Soundproof Exploud
Step 3: Profit
Lapras outspeeds and sets up perishsong, the 1billion lions then obliterate the lapras and the battle ends stopping the effect of perish song.
*SURF*
Not saying the lions would lose but assuming lapras is the only pokemon on that side, lapras wouldn’t win
So who would win, 999,999,992 Lions or 1 Lapras.
Shit meme.
Perish song would need to be heard by all the lions.
Surf sounds better
“Any Pokémon that hears this song faints in three turns, unless it switches out of battle.”
I think the lions are fine because they aren’t pokemon.
Laura’s stays in the water, lions drown. Gg
not every lion is gonna hear a Perish Song from one Lapras lol, a billion is a fuckton. the Pokémon win in the end anyways, but not like this
Kingambit gained strength from the fallen
billion lions just roar loudly to avoid hearing the perish song
Lapras would freeze all of the lions.
What if the lions were deaf
well the lapras needs to survive 4 turns
No way parish song hits even a third of them
Why use perish song? That’s a tie. Just use hydrogen spamming draco meteor.
Use Brian David Gilbert’s pet HP calculator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jcxc-ddWKI
then figure out if the lions have enough HP to survive Surf.
No way the 100,000,000 lions all hear Perish song at the same time. Lapras can only kill all the lions in earshot and it also has to survive for its effect to take place.
What’s the terrain for this battle? Middle of the Savannah? A coastline? Middle of the ocean?
Gengar is even better. Completely intangible and can still use Perish Song.
Cant lapras just use rainy day.
And because lions are cat type they are weak to the rain and wont even come out to hit Lapras?
“Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb Lapras with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of Lapras and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”
Kingambit shows up with the steel chair
The lions simply cover their ears. Better luck next time.