The scary-ass CROSSIL content you all knew and loved. These will also feature some CROSSILS that I meant to use in the previous story Arcs, but never got around to finishing. There’s probably gonna be significantly less story from this point on until further notice. Mostly to focus on the stuff that REALLY matters:
Funky critters. 🙂
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**INFORMATIONAL BROADCAST IN PROGRESS**
**ATTENTION: Have you seen this Pokemon?** Hopefully you have not, as this is a CROSSIL–one of various confirmed illegal fusions of fossil Pokemon created by rogue scientist Cara Liss. As we now have reports of CROSSILS roaming the Kanto region,, the National Pokemon League Committee has permitted the release of relevant information, so civilians confronting them may keep themselves safe.
This CROSSIL is among the most immediately hazardous for a person to encounter in the wild, because of how quickly it can end up killing you and/or your Pokemon.
First off, Sneaslaldo is faster than Armaldo, as they can run on their “knuckles”, like some ape Pokemon. **They are fast enough to outspeed a human.** However, to escape a Sneaslaldo chasing you, **focus on outmaneuvering them**, as their stiff bodies make it difficult for them to make sharp turns or navigate vertical surfaces (i.e. walls, ladders, etc).
Secondly, **BEWARE OF SNEASLALDOS CLAWS**! This is because they have Poison Touch, allowing them a chance to envenom virtually any non-Steel Pokemon their claws touch. Even more so when they use their signature move, Dire Claw. However, what makes it so deadly is that **it’s specifically a neurotoxin**.
If their claws successfully envenom the victim, it will cause intensive nerve damage, which can manifest as:
To prevent this from killing you or someone else, **ALWAYS have company around them, in case medical attention is required**. To treat a victim of their venom, make sure the victim is seated (NEVER lying) down, be sure there is a way to provide oxygen in case their lungs fail, and administer an antidote immediately. **Expect humans to take several days to recover**.
To counter them, **Flying-Types work very well**. This is because damage from above (i.e. Flying-Type moves) causes their exoskeletons to buckle, immobilizing them while damaging their bodies. But if you have none available, and you are cornered by them, then grab any possible item that can be a weapon, and **AIM FOR THE GEM**. Cracking the gem on their forehead WILL instantly kill them. This makes firearms especially effective against them.
Nightmare_Freddles
Wow never seen this, awsome
Evil_Midnight_Lurker
I think omitting the first L would make a better name. Sneasaldo.
Infinite_Courage5890
‘which they had absolutely no ability to escape from’
The pits, or the Crossil Maniacs?
TheHalfwayBeast
…Did you hear that?
That faint noise, drifting on the heather-scented wind?
It was the sound of Illia Vised screaming with rage. Pure Galarian highlands rage. Cara couldn’t have insulted her more if she’d walzed into Illia’s kitchen one morning and spat in her porridge. If you thought it was on before, it’s twice as on now.
And Cara still likely doesn’t even know who she is.
Zekrozma_the_second
WHAT IN THE [[4.99 deal]] IS THAT [[Price-ominaton]] ?!
Creeper_strider34
It looks like it found Cara’s secret sprigataito stash and smoked one
Revolutionary_Swim38
You mentioned you were looking for an Elite-adjacent CROSSIL on the Armazolt post, well, here it is! It’s got the “little more heft” you mentioned it needing, the mandibles, it even has arms which look like glowing energy blades when they attack with them (it’s established in the anime that physical moves, even the basic ones like scratch or bite, universally involve the pokemon or whatever appendage they are using to hit with lighting up with energy; X-scissor was even consistently show to glow a light blue like the Elites’ Energy Swords until the Alola seasons changed it to green for consistency with other Bug moves!); if this guy can’t do a “wort wort wort” then i don’t know what can!
Maleficent_Peach_46
*Pokedex Voice* – Sneaselaldo – The Claw Weasel Pokemon
This Pokemon is very dangerous and should not be approached by humans. It is said to lack remorse or rational thought. Sneaselaldo and Rampagant are said to be rivals.
Ibryxz
Back to our roots of eldritch abominations
VacuumMeHead
side effects of this thing merely touching you are: death
jokes aside, i like how it kinda resembles gorefield in a way, possibly related to vaiploda?
LittleFyre1002
“Fast enough to outspeed a human MY ASS! I just got jumped by three of them! And those fuckers are faster than me! ME! I’m terrifyingly fast fast enough to shatter the sound barrier and yet one hit and I’m sent flying into a boulder. Either this little ahit knows trick room or it’s got a freind that can because I was slow as hell.
Dumb_arty_guy69
Ew, awesome
Revolutionary_Swim38
I have fleshed out some Koba lore and an idea for a trainer class for you to use, Certain. Submitted for the approval of the Project Crossil society: the CROSSIL Hunters.
While human cities such as Celadon and Cerulean have been and continue to be the primary focus of the RRRP’s Kanto offensive, the Crossil invasion has always had a secondary target that has gotten more focus now that Liss is down and Koba has taken the reins: the annihilation of the very nature and Pokemon of the Kanto region itself. Secretary Koba, to quote a line from Metroid Dread about *its* villain, “worships at the altar of power,” valuing might, conquest, and victory at the expense of absolutely all else. Power, specifically having the most power, is *everything* to Koba, and he will do all he must to both gain as much power as he can for himself and *remove* as much as he can from others. Koba believes Pokemon to be the only thing with true power in this world; in his eyes, Pokemon are so much more powerful than anything humans and their technology are capable of that they are not just the ultimate weapon but the only weapon that actually matters. Thus, if he who has the pokemon has the power and he who has more pokemon than his opponent has more power, then he who has access to the most pokemon or better yet, *lowers the number the enemy can access*, has the most power and the greatest chance of victory. This is why Koba decided to wipe out all the wild Pokemon habitats; he doesn’t have anything *against* the environment, the environment is just where the enemy goes to get weapons (i.e. capture pokemon) and he can’t allow them to do that.
All of the above is justification for there now being hordes of CROSSILS wreaking havoc literally everywhere in the region, not just the cities, to the point where the government and the Rangers have declared open season on them and are now offering money to those who can bring them in, be they alive or dead. This in turn is justification for the existence of the trainer class known as the Crossil Hunters, those who flocked to Kanto from all over the world to kill (not defeat or capture, KILL) Crossils, either solo or in “raid parties” of multiple trainers, 4 being the most common number. Naturally, they and the Maniacs hate each other and will Pokemon-battle each other on sight and the authorities hate both sides for causing problems for them.
Crossil Hunters ([theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y31fTxvloTU)) serve as archrivals and dark reflections of the Crossil Maniacs; where Maniacs are usually heroes, Hunters are more neutral. Appearance-wise, they are an obvious sendup of Monster Hunter PCs, being late teens and young adults wearing intimidating and well-made armor made from pieces of the Crossils each one has killed and wielding weapons also made from crossils alongside their pokemon teams, in contrast to Maniacs who wear normal fabric clothes themed around crossils (along with, you know, not having weapons).
The Hunters are from all over the world, meaning their teams aren’t limited to Pokemon that can be found in Kanto. Their signature “ace” pokemon tend to be fully-evolved, high BST pokemon themed around weapons, weapon users, or menacing “apex predator” species, along with 5 other members that together form the kind of team your typical player would have during a casual playthrough: no obviously underpowered species, balanced types, good movesets, etc. They themselves fight alongside their pokemon with the aforementioned weapons, with them and their teams fighting dirty and using every trick they can to slaughter their prey; anything’s on board so long as the monster dies.
Character-wise, they’re mostly parodies of the players and player characters of other RPGs, all of them at least believing themselves to be heroes even if their attitudes don’t match that. Basically, they’re your typical murderhobos, aggressive, smug, combat-happy warrior-types going around killing crossils for bounty, glory, new remains for equipment pieces, and the thrill/challenge of fighting powerful monsters. However self-centered they may be, they’re not evil. they get along well with each other, are at least somewhat tolerable to anyone who isn’t a Crossil Maniac, and will eagerly save people and “normal” pokemon from danger if they encounter them. While willing to attack Crossil Maniacs’ Pokemon to keep them from interfering with their hunts, they at least won’t try to *kill* Maniac-owned CROSSILS or do anything to hurt the Maniacs themselves and have the courtesy to *only* use their Pokemon and follow typical battle rules when they’re just battling Crossil Maniacs.
Reuvenotea
Welp, she’s using pokemon that are extinct not that long ago now
15 Comments
We are so back.
The scary-ass CROSSIL content you all knew and loved. These will also feature some CROSSILS that I meant to use in the previous story Arcs, but never got around to finishing. There’s probably gonna be significantly less story from this point on until further notice. Mostly to focus on the stuff that REALLY matters:
Funky critters. 🙂
—————————————————————-
**INFORMATIONAL BROADCAST IN PROGRESS**
**ATTENTION: Have you seen this Pokemon?** Hopefully you have not, as this is a CROSSIL–one of various confirmed illegal fusions of fossil Pokemon created by rogue scientist Cara Liss. As we now have reports of CROSSILS roaming the Kanto region,, the National Pokemon League Committee has permitted the release of relevant information, so civilians confronting them may keep themselves safe.
————————————————————–
**Sneaslaldo**
(Sneasler + Armaldo)
**Poison/Bug**
**HOSTILE**
This CROSSIL is among the most immediately hazardous for a person to encounter in the wild, because of how quickly it can end up killing you and/or your Pokemon.
First off, Sneaslaldo is faster than Armaldo, as they can run on their “knuckles”, like some ape Pokemon. **They are fast enough to outspeed a human.** However, to escape a Sneaslaldo chasing you, **focus on outmaneuvering them**, as their stiff bodies make it difficult for them to make sharp turns or navigate vertical surfaces (i.e. walls, ladders, etc).
Secondly, **BEWARE OF SNEASLALDOS CLAWS**! This is because they have Poison Touch, allowing them a chance to envenom virtually any non-Steel Pokemon their claws touch. Even more so when they use their signature move, Dire Claw. However, what makes it so deadly is that **it’s specifically a neurotoxin**.
If their claws successfully envenom the victim, it will cause intensive nerve damage, which can manifest as:
* Muscle dysfunction (paralysis, convulsions, organ failure)
* Extreme fatigue (eventually comas)
* Sensory disturbances (headache, dizziness, nausea, numbness)
* And death.
To prevent this from killing you or someone else, **ALWAYS have company around them, in case medical attention is required**. To treat a victim of their venom, make sure the victim is seated (NEVER lying) down, be sure there is a way to provide oxygen in case their lungs fail, and administer an antidote immediately. **Expect humans to take several days to recover**.
To counter them, **Flying-Types work very well**. This is because damage from above (i.e. Flying-Type moves) causes their exoskeletons to buckle, immobilizing them while damaging their bodies. But if you have none available, and you are cornered by them, then grab any possible item that can be a weapon, and **AIM FOR THE GEM**. Cracking the gem on their forehead WILL instantly kill them. This makes firearms especially effective against them.
Wow never seen this, awsome
I think omitting the first L would make a better name. Sneasaldo.
‘which they had absolutely no ability to escape from’
The pits, or the Crossil Maniacs?
…Did you hear that?
That faint noise, drifting on the heather-scented wind?
It was the sound of Illia Vised screaming with rage. Pure Galarian highlands rage. Cara couldn’t have insulted her more if she’d walzed into Illia’s kitchen one morning and spat in her porridge. If you thought it was on before, it’s twice as on now.
And Cara still likely doesn’t even know who she is.
WHAT IN THE [[4.99 deal]] IS THAT [[Price-ominaton]] ?!
It looks like it found Cara’s secret sprigataito stash and smoked one
You mentioned you were looking for an Elite-adjacent CROSSIL on the Armazolt post, well, here it is! It’s got the “little more heft” you mentioned it needing, the mandibles, it even has arms which look like glowing energy blades when they attack with them (it’s established in the anime that physical moves, even the basic ones like scratch or bite, universally involve the pokemon or whatever appendage they are using to hit with lighting up with energy; X-scissor was even consistently show to glow a light blue like the Elites’ Energy Swords until the Alola seasons changed it to green for consistency with other Bug moves!); if this guy can’t do a “wort wort wort” then i don’t know what can!
*Pokedex Voice* – Sneaselaldo – The Claw Weasel Pokemon
This Pokemon is very dangerous and should not be approached by humans. It is said to lack remorse or rational thought. Sneaselaldo and Rampagant are said to be rivals.
Back to our roots of eldritch abominations
side effects of this thing merely touching you are: death
jokes aside, i like how it kinda resembles gorefield in a way, possibly related to vaiploda?
“Fast enough to outspeed a human MY ASS! I just got jumped by three of them! And those fuckers are faster than me! ME! I’m terrifyingly fast fast enough to shatter the sound barrier and yet one hit and I’m sent flying into a boulder. Either this little ahit knows trick room or it’s got a freind that can because I was slow as hell.
Ew, awesome
I have fleshed out some Koba lore and an idea for a trainer class for you to use, Certain. Submitted for the approval of the Project Crossil society: the CROSSIL Hunters.
While human cities such as Celadon and Cerulean have been and continue to be the primary focus of the RRRP’s Kanto offensive, the Crossil invasion has always had a secondary target that has gotten more focus now that Liss is down and Koba has taken the reins: the annihilation of the very nature and Pokemon of the Kanto region itself. Secretary Koba, to quote a line from Metroid Dread about *its* villain, “worships at the altar of power,” valuing might, conquest, and victory at the expense of absolutely all else. Power, specifically having the most power, is *everything* to Koba, and he will do all he must to both gain as much power as he can for himself and *remove* as much as he can from others. Koba believes Pokemon to be the only thing with true power in this world; in his eyes, Pokemon are so much more powerful than anything humans and their technology are capable of that they are not just the ultimate weapon but the only weapon that actually matters. Thus, if he who has the pokemon has the power and he who has more pokemon than his opponent has more power, then he who has access to the most pokemon or better yet, *lowers the number the enemy can access*, has the most power and the greatest chance of victory. This is why Koba decided to wipe out all the wild Pokemon habitats; he doesn’t have anything *against* the environment, the environment is just where the enemy goes to get weapons (i.e. capture pokemon) and he can’t allow them to do that.
All of the above is justification for there now being hordes of CROSSILS wreaking havoc literally everywhere in the region, not just the cities, to the point where the government and the Rangers have declared open season on them and are now offering money to those who can bring them in, be they alive or dead. This in turn is justification for the existence of the trainer class known as the Crossil Hunters, those who flocked to Kanto from all over the world to kill (not defeat or capture, KILL) Crossils, either solo or in “raid parties” of multiple trainers, 4 being the most common number. Naturally, they and the Maniacs hate each other and will Pokemon-battle each other on sight and the authorities hate both sides for causing problems for them.
Crossil Hunters ([theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y31fTxvloTU)) serve as archrivals and dark reflections of the Crossil Maniacs; where Maniacs are usually heroes, Hunters are more neutral. Appearance-wise, they are an obvious sendup of Monster Hunter PCs, being late teens and young adults wearing intimidating and well-made armor made from pieces of the Crossils each one has killed and wielding weapons also made from crossils alongside their pokemon teams, in contrast to Maniacs who wear normal fabric clothes themed around crossils (along with, you know, not having weapons).
The Hunters are from all over the world, meaning their teams aren’t limited to Pokemon that can be found in Kanto. Their signature “ace” pokemon tend to be fully-evolved, high BST pokemon themed around weapons, weapon users, or menacing “apex predator” species, along with 5 other members that together form the kind of team your typical player would have during a casual playthrough: no obviously underpowered species, balanced types, good movesets, etc. They themselves fight alongside their pokemon with the aforementioned weapons, with them and their teams fighting dirty and using every trick they can to slaughter their prey; anything’s on board so long as the monster dies.
Character-wise, they’re mostly parodies of the players and player characters of other RPGs, all of them at least believing themselves to be heroes even if their attitudes don’t match that. Basically, they’re your typical murderhobos, aggressive, smug, combat-happy warrior-types going around killing crossils for bounty, glory, new remains for equipment pieces, and the thrill/challenge of fighting powerful monsters. However self-centered they may be, they’re not evil. they get along well with each other, are at least somewhat tolerable to anyone who isn’t a Crossil Maniac, and will eagerly save people and “normal” pokemon from danger if they encounter them. While willing to attack Crossil Maniacs’ Pokemon to keep them from interfering with their hunts, they at least won’t try to *kill* Maniac-owned CROSSILS or do anything to hurt the Maniacs themselves and have the courtesy to *only* use their Pokemon and follow typical battle rules when they’re just battling Crossil Maniacs.
Welp, she’s using pokemon that are extinct not that long ago now