Hope you like my comic! Yes, I know Smoliv’s oil is typically “bitter and astringent enough to make someone flinch, and thus is not suitable for consumption”, unlike Arboliva’s. I find it easy to headcanon though. Choose your favourite interpretation:
* the oil grows sweeter as the Pokemon ages, regardless of evolutionary stage
* Smoliv makes nasty oil for enemies and nice oil for friends
* You can change the oil’s flavour by managing Smoliv’s diet
* Pet Smoliv are selectively bred for tasty oil
* the Pokedex entry was written by a child with no taste
* this man is a freak
Chembaron_Seki
I really wanted Smoliv to be an anarcho who spits oil at other pokemon and then sets them on fire when evolved.
Smolotov needed to be a thing
FurgoneUbriacone
“GraTzie” 💀
Really good art tho
Vivid-Sector-6689
Now show where the steak comes from here
javibre95
Smoliv is the best, it took him two days to become the most popular Pokémon here in Spain, even the supermarkets made memes with him.
sageandmagetc
*Smoliv, usa vomitare!*
Sylveon_Mage
> Smoliv usa Oliovomito!
> È superefficace!
Hullabaloobasaur
I was so worried a poor Pokémon was gonna get chopped to bits but I was happily surprised!Adorable!! (Also I love the “faux poke tail” lol)
1stLtObvious
Honey is bee vomit, so it tracks.
PomegranateSure1628
I aggressively love this so *FUCKING* much
Nebulaquatic
this is so cute, also I’m so happy it didn’t go the way I thought it was going to go umu
G6DCappa
Amazing, wonderful, fantastico even
martako12
Reminds me of that one Chikorita video
UOLZEPHYR
Love it! should have charmander manning the flame and squirtle on standby in case the fire gets out of hand
This, this right here is what I absolutely adore when it comes to world building! Give me your cute slice of Life daily stuff like this! Let me see how your average person experiences your fantastical world!
Lewie_Kong
I don’t know what I was expecting before I scrolled across but it wasn’t that.
roarytorii
As a Greek person, smoliv is my new favourite Pokemon
FerSzBae
If you use like that the knife, to drag the meal in to the pan, you will ruin the knife edge
Nini-hime
Disgusting!!! This will ruin the knife! Always scrape food off the cutting board with the blunt side of your knife!!!
GG_70
I like the slowpoke tail substitute, it’s a delicacy but of course some people wouldn’t want pokemon meat
steel_napkin
I’m so relieved it was cooking with pokemon and not cooking WITH pokemon lol
TitanImpale
10/10
WoolooOfWallStreet
“Who’s that Pokémon?”
“Iiiit’s Smoliv!”
# BLEEUURGH!
brobossdj
Much better than those comics where the person is actually cooking the Pokemon
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Hope you like my comic! Yes, I know Smoliv’s oil is typically “bitter and astringent enough to make someone flinch, and thus is not suitable for consumption”, unlike Arboliva’s. I find it easy to headcanon though. Choose your favourite interpretation:
* the oil grows sweeter as the Pokemon ages, regardless of evolutionary stage
* Smoliv makes nasty oil for enemies and nice oil for friends
* You can change the oil’s flavour by managing Smoliv’s diet
* Pet Smoliv are selectively bred for tasty oil
* the Pokedex entry was written by a child with no taste
* this man is a freak
I really wanted Smoliv to be an anarcho who spits oil at other pokemon and then sets them on fire when evolved.
Smolotov needed to be a thing
“GraTzie” 💀
Really good art tho
Now show where the steak comes from here
Smoliv is the best, it took him two days to become the most popular Pokémon here in Spain, even the supermarkets made memes with him.
*Smoliv, usa vomitare!*
> Smoliv usa Oliovomito!
> È superefficace!
I was so worried a poor Pokémon was gonna get chopped to bits but I was happily surprised!Adorable!! (Also I love the “faux poke tail” lol)
Honey is bee vomit, so it tracks.
I aggressively love this so *FUCKING* much
this is so cute, also I’m so happy it didn’t go the way I thought it was going to go umu
Amazing, wonderful, fantastico even
Reminds me of that one Chikorita video
Love it! should have charmander manning the flame and squirtle on standby in case the fire gets out of hand
wow
Is “grazie” for thanks, not “gratzie”
Beside that, nice comic 👍
Now chop him up and add it to the dish
https://preview.redd.it/75qi22baqqee1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5547190ccf568df93befcc70dce7700e4c29bd9
For those that want it as a single Image.
I hope you have an Alcreamie to help with dessert! Very cute art, love it.
Not gonna lie, when it said “cooking with pokemon”, I was scared it was gonna be another chikorita situation. That video ruined my brain.
i thought this was gonna be the image of the vegan cutting up chikoritas
https://preview.redd.it/c9wskyxvsqee1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea63c39d3dd357f1592629310d0d09f5ca7d1dd4
I laughed like I haven’t in a long time. thanks
Thought this was gonna pull a Palworld.
Grazie*
This was very sweet to wake up to.
Also you have a nice drawing style.
This, this right here is what I absolutely adore when it comes to world building! Give me your cute slice of Life daily stuff like this! Let me see how your average person experiences your fantastical world!
I don’t know what I was expecting before I scrolled across but it wasn’t that.
As a Greek person, smoliv is my new favourite Pokemon
If you use like that the knife, to drag the meal in to the pan, you will ruin the knife edge
Disgusting!!! This will ruin the knife! Always scrape food off the cutting board with the blunt side of your knife!!!
I like the slowpoke tail substitute, it’s a delicacy but of course some people wouldn’t want pokemon meat
I’m so relieved it was cooking with pokemon and not cooking WITH pokemon lol
10/10
“Who’s that Pokémon?”
“Iiiit’s Smoliv!”
# BLEEUURGH!
Much better than those comics where the person is actually cooking the Pokemon
Hol up let him cook