TWO Shiny Dittos in 34 Minutes?! 🤯

Last week marked SEVEN YEARS since I last saw a Ditto. Seven. Freakin’. Years. Then this event came along and blessed me with the motherload of all motherloads—not just one, but TWO shiny Dittos in 34 minutes. 😭✨

I’m still buzzing. This honestly feels like winning the lottery in Pokémon GO.

Now it’s your turn—drop your favorite Ditto flex in the comments. Or don’t. IDC. (…but let’s be real, I kinda do 👀💜).