I read a post this morning about people getting disproportionately large zorua by having their smallest Pokemon as a buddy, so I switched my buddy to a 0.04kg 0.05m Joltik. There were two shiny fused white kyurems already spawned, so I caught them both and went to work and forgot about it. Opened my phone just now to see a Joltik in the middle of my screen.
You can imagine my utter disgust when I put this sad excuse for a ‘mon on the scale. I refuse to mask his identity because he deserves all of the shame he has brought himself.
by marcaurellius