i hope you step in a puddle with a fresh pair of socks. you i hope your phone autocorrects only the words you already spelled right. i hope your favourite pen runs out of ink mid-sentence. i hope both sides of your pillow are warm and the one tiny cool spot is somehow damp. i hope the person in front of you at the grocery store tries to pay with a handful of unrolled coins and a coupon from 1993. i hope you stub your toe on every corner you encounter. i hope every time you open a bag of chips it’s 90% air
by hydrolitta